Saturday, March 5, 2011

Freddie Mercury, gone but never forgotten




Freddie

Dr Do Diddily and the Dee Dot's present

The Question "WHY" Show,

I mean to say, WHY is it some of us like Fish and some of us Like Marillion. Then again WHY does my son Michael think That MEATLOAF is the greatest singer the world has given us.... NOT. And WHY did FREDDIE committe slow suicide by "his erotic and erratic lifestyle which is common amongst rock stars", so that he died way before his time , along with many others. I watched Queen for the first time the other day with Paul Rogers, It wasn't half bad, but it also wasn't Freddie Mercury. Sad, now to get away from my little tirade and give you some questions to think about whilst you finished your email checking and settle down to watch the amazing picture show. Hugs, Diddily Dee Dot. xxx


Why.....do Tesco's make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Why.....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Why.....do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Why......do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Why.....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

EVER WONDERED....

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin ?

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline
'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, and dishwater liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there a mouse-flavoured cat food? Lemmy

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

Why If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Why? Good question.