Why did the Little Mermaid ride a sea-horse?
Because she was playing water polo!
Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee
Have you tried taking the spoon
out ?
Little Monster: Mum, Mum What's for tea?
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Mother Monster: Shut up son and get back in the Microwave!
How can you tell the difference between a rabbit and a red-eyed monster?
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Just try getting a red-eyed monster into a rabbit hutch!
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Betty Botter bought some butter but the butter it was bitter.
If I use this bitter butter it will make my batter bitter, so t'was better Betty Botter bought a bit
of better butter. So she bought the better butter and it made her batter better, so t'was better
Better Botter bought a bit of better butter.
Which wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches?
She sells sea shells on the sea
shore , the shells she sells, are sea shore shells I'm sure.
Why are most Monsters covered in wrinkles?
Have you ever tried to iron a wrinkly Monster!
